2014 Day 11 – Pay Now, Die Later

Flutterby's NaPoWriMo

Come to McGhoulies
For your funeral needs,
For coffins and wreaths
And black widow’s weeds.
We’ll look after it all
When you draw your last breath.
Trust us – McGhoulies
Will be in at the death.

We’ve caskets so splendid
You’ll be proud to be dead,
A pillow of silk,
Under your head
And you’ll be relieved
When you draw your last breath
To know that McGhoulies
Are in at the death.

We’ll box you up neatly
In oak or in pine
We’ll touch up your make-up
So you’re looking fine.
It’s a comfort to know
when you draw your last breath
That the firm of McGhoulies
Are in at the death.

Pay now and die later
You know it makes sense.
If you set up a plan
you’ll save a few pence
Your kin will be grateful
When you draw your last breath
You’ve paid for McGhoulies
To be in…

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